"The Crescent" Student Newspaper: 1928-30

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The Crescent I

VOLUME XLI

NBWBEttO, OREGON, DECEMBER 17, 1020

Nl'MBER C

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| MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR I

HULLS' PROGRAM IS r
GREAT SUCCESS

P. C. Music Department Pleases
Lyceum Crowd

STUDENTS HEAR ABOUT

PORTLAND LIBRARY

The excellent Lyceum number given
by Eva Hummer Hull and Alexander
Hull on the evening of December 12
was well received, as their programs
always are. They were assisted by a
group of string artists made up of
Clifton Paiiett, Herbert OWen and El
don Newberry, all three violinists. In
the numbers for the strings Mr. Hull
played the 'cello. Eldon Newberry, a
new member of the group this year,
is a student of the college.

Kenneth Crahtree, another student
whose vocal ability is well known, as-
sisted by singing three songs.

As usual, one of the outstanding
numbers was the musical reading by
Mr. Hull. This year the reading was
a poem of Browning's, "The Pied Pi-
per."

Following is the complete program:

Song Without Words Pachulski

Oriental Interlude . „ Rimsky-Koi sakoff

Waltz „ „ -Sinding

Strings

The Horn Flegier

Deep Water Song _ ....Crown

Kenneth Crabtree

Four Poems _ Mnctlowell

The Minstrel Debussy

Mrs. Hull

Cradle Song Ortmann

Londonderry Air Old Irish

Valse Triste Sibelius

'Cello — Alexander Hull

The Hills of Home _ Fox

Kenneth Crabtree

Ping-Wing .... _ Dyrrsen

Spanish Gold Fisher

Spiritual Hull

Alexander Hull

The Pied Piper Browning

Reading — Alexander Hull

Traumerei . _ Jensen

A la bien Aimee Schutt

Strings

Greater Interest Was Aroused in <he
Gicat Field of Literal lire

Miss Anna Mulheron from the Port-
land Library gave a very interesting
chapel talk, Friday, 13. The Portland
Libraiy was founded by old pioneers
fSM years ago. Miss Mulheron presented
the following interesting thoughts:
There is a great field of books in which
one may roam. We should think of
books as a doorway that leads to fields
beyond. To anyone with no imagina-
tion a door is just so much wood, with
panels and knob. Anything may be
behind a door; thus when we think of
bokos as a door we are having a chance
to wander through the door into the
field of literature.

College is just a door to show us
where we may go after we leave col-
lege. Education is not finished with
four years of college. Literature is a ]
beautiful door which can be opened and j
where one can wander to his heart's
content.

KANYON HALL GIVES

OPEN HOUSE AND PARTY

PENNINGTONS ENTERTAIN

THE FRESHMAN CLASS

A party given by President and Mrs.
Pennington after school last Tuesday
pleasantly opened the Christmas sea-
son for the Freshmen. On arriving at
Pennington's the guests were' divided
into two groups, the Reds and the
Greens. Several of the Greens told
interesting stories or gave readings,
and the Reds gathered around the pi-
ano to sing songs for the entertainment
of the other group. In an apple pass-
ing contest the Reds proved themselves
the superiors. Then everyone was giv-
en a present, a box wrapped in gay
paper and containing a bun, potato
chips, cake and candy. Cocoa was also
served. After moro games, everyone I
joined in singing "Silent Night" and
left, commenting on the delightful time.

Ladies' Auxiliary and Husbands Are
Guests of Dormitory Girls

Open house was held by the residents
of the dormitories for the Ladies Aux-
iliary of Pacific College and their hus-
bands, Friday evening, December 13.
The guests went to Hoover Hall first
to see what kind of "room keepers"
the boys are, and then they went to
Kanyon Hall.

After inspecting each room and ad-
miring this lamp or that picture and
making various comments, everyone
went to the parlor. A lovely program
had been arranged for by the girls:

Trio — 2 steel guitars, 1 mandolin, Lil-
lian Barnes, Helen Whipple, Elizabeth
Ott.

Reading — Elva A r otaw.

Piano Solo — Genevieve Badley.

Quartet, song — Helen George, Lela
Jones, Genevieve Badley, Elizabeth Had-
ley.

Reading — Dorene Heacock.
After the program tea was served by
the girls.

SANTA CLAUS AND BOYS

VISIT GIRLS' DORMITORY

THEFIAN STUDIES CHINA

China, was the foundation of the pro-
gram for the Trefian Literary Society
at their meeting last Wednesday. La-
Verne Hutchens spoke about Chinese
drama, which is entirely different from
our own. Chinese music was discussed !
by Dorene Heacock. She described the
many different instruments used by the '
people of China and gave a short his- i
lory of the development of music. Eliz- j
abeth ITadley told the members about
Chinese poetry and amused her listen-
era with seveial poems.

So comparatively little is known
about the drama, music and poetry of
that country that the program proved
very Instructive as well as interesting.

A short business meeting preceded
the program. I

HOW ABOUT IT, FACULTY?

The faculty male quartet program
isn't very far in the future now, and
it is the opinion of the writer that it
would be an excellent idea for more
of the members of the faculty to take
part in this program in the foim of
a one act play. Personally, I have
liver seen any of the faculty members

On Saturday evening the girls in
Kanyon Hall held open house for the
boys of Hoover Hall. After each one
had seen each room and poked his
fingers where he was not supposed
to, etc., they all went to the parlors.
Here the big Christmas tree dazzled
in the light, and holding many small
packages for good little boys and girls.
Ah — no, little Georgie wasn't forgot-
ten, nor any of the other small chil-
dren in the college dormitories. Every-
one had a good time looking at, play-
ing with, and eating his present, as
the case might be. A few games were
played and refreshments served, which
closed a joyful evening. Everyone in
the dormitories wish each other and
everyone else A Merry Christmas and
A Happy New Year!

in plays, but from what I have heard
of their "college days" several of them
have plenty of ability. Of course, the
quartet itself would put on an excellent
program but with the one act play
thrown in for good measure it ought
to be double excellency. F. L. C.

"Are these plus-fours?" j
"They were before they were washed;
they're minus sixes now." I

S!

0 sing a song of Bethlehem,

Of shepherds watching there,
And of the news that came to them

From angels in the air;
The light that shone on Bethlehem

Fills all the world today;
Of Jesus' birth and Peace on earth

The angels sing alway.

— Louis Benson.

NEGRO PROBLEMS

ARE DISCUSSED

Reverend Hill Interests College
Christian Organizations

Reverend Hill gave a very inter-
esting talk on "The Causes of Poverty
Among the American Negroes" in Y.
M. and Y. W. on December 4.

Poverty, he explained, is the inability
to provide clothing, shelter and food,
and the state of mind a man may
possess. Among the causes of poverty
of the American negro are two types,
general and specific. The general caus-
es touch everybody alike. They include
the cosmic causes, arising from natural
things, as earthquakes, floods, fires;
then disease; ignorance; and the chang-
es in the economic status of the coun-
try, as the invention of machinery.

There are many specific causes also.
Racial identity is the most striking
cause of poverty known. The negro is
classified lowest in our cast system be-
cause of his race. His color restricts
him in both work and recreation. The
slave mind is another factor which has
not changed enoughm to be noticeable.
During the many years the negro has
been a slave, he has had no desire to
own property. He is merely a tiller
of the soil, with a position not superior
to that of the cow. Thus no impression
has been made on his mind that he
might own land, possess property, or
be a respected, civilized man. When
first freed, he did not know the value
of the dollar, thus falling prey to schem-
ers. And he has not yet outgrown that
state of mind.

The system of residential segregation
is practiced in all large cities. It might
be thought to be all right, but such a
section Is always in the worst part of
the cities, and the last district to get
any kind of protection. Sewage and
lighting conditions are very poor, and
the tenement houses often contain as
many as 30 families. Such an environ-
ment naturally has its effect on the
negro child, and he grows up in pov-
erty and often commits crime early in
life.

It is the attitude of the American
public that allows this life and condi-
tion to go on. The educational system
for the negro is a long way out of
proportion to that of the white. An
illustration is that in Georgia less than
$3 is used for the education of each
negro, while $11 is used for each white
person. Thus the school system and
training of the negro is far inferior.
In Washington, D. C, there are special
schools for negroes, having 400 or 500
graduates each year. Where the schools
are mixed there are never more than
75 graduates in any school, and usually
far below that number. This is one
improvement for the negro.

Another specific cause is religion. The
negro has a very simple faith, and often
will not try to get work because he
has treasures laid up in heaven."

(Continued on page two)

TWO

THE CRESCENT

Published semi-monthly during the college year by the Stu-
dent Body of Pacific College, Newberg, Oregon.

RALPH E. CHOATE '31
Editor-in-Chief

Phone Blue 20

MARION DE VINE '32
Associate Editor

Phone Red 19

CONTRIBUTING EDITORS

Society La Verne Hutchens

Chapel Helen Whipple

Y. M. C. A Lynn Hampton

Y. W. C. A Elinor Whipple

Sports '. Frank Cole

Features Lincoln Wirt

Personals Ethel Newberry

Jokes Noel Bowman

Academy Seniors Veldon Diment

Dormitory Elisabeth Ott

MANAGERIAL STAFF
RALPH A. MOORE '33 LINCOLN B. WHIT '32

Business Manager Circulation Manager

Entered as second-class mail matter at Postoffice at Newberg, Ore.
Terms: $1.00 the Year in Advance. Single Copy 10c.

GREETINGS

The Christmas season brings to us the feeling of goodwill
and friendship toward all people. We are reminded anew of
the birth of our Savior, Jesus Christ, and of the beautiful inci-
dents which accompanied His birth. The Crescent staff offers
to you the best of wishes for your happy vacation time. May
you return to school at the beginning of the new year with a
new enthusiasm for your work and for our college.

Again we say, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW
YEAR!

With a smile,

Editor.

DEEP THOUGHTS

The Fourth Tear class is more or
less patiently" waiting for the arrival
of their rings, which may be here some
time before Christmas — or graduation.

Our class is proud to provide two such
good girl volley-ball ists for the Pacific
team.

Likewise we are all pepped up about
the members of our class who have
been playing basketball.

Also we are proud of Eldon Newberry
who is not only a good violinist, but is
also good at mislaying his music.

No other physics class ini the country
has ever used so much ice and pro-
duced such uneatable results as we do.
But then, who can tell what may hap-
pen?

A member of the Fourth Tear class
has been wondering for some time
when that treasure hunt, toward which
he contributed, is to take place. Let's
have a little pep along this line!

FOB YOU

Can you stand on a hill in the moon-
light

And watch a sleeping town;
Can you watch a silvery waterfall

With crystals tumbling down;
Can you watch small children playing,

Their faces rosy and dear;
Can you see a garden of roses,

And not know God is near?

If you've searched through boolcs for
assurance;
Are watching others live; —
Try watching the heavens above you

And the lessons they can give;
Try watching a blade of new green
grass

As it wakes to another year.
Try watching all beauty around you,
And know that God is here.

—J. D. S.

Wife (at breakfast): "Could I have a
little money for shopping today, dear?"

Husband: "Certainly. Would you
rather have an old five or a new one?"

Wife: "A new one, of course."

Husband: "Here's the one, and I'm
four dollars to the good/'

Papa: "See the spider, my boy, spin-
ning its web. Is it not wonderful? Do
you reflect that, try as he may, no
man could spin that web?"

Marion D.: "What of it? See me spin
this top. Do you reflect that, try as
he may, no spider could spin this top?"

A colored man entered a general store
and complained to the merchant that
a ham he had purchased had proved
to be no good.

"That ham is all right, Joe," insisted
the merchant.

"No, it ain't, boss," insisted the other.
"Dat ham's sure bad."

"How can that be," continued the
proprietor, "when it was cured only
last week?"

"Maybe it's done had a relapse."

Hank; "I've never seen such dreamy
eyes."

Bertha: "Tou've never stayed so late
before."

A pretty good firm is Watch & Waite;
Another is Attyt, Early & Late;
Still another is Doo & Daret,
But the best is probably Grin & Barrett.

Wanted — Sunny, respectable young
man to look after garden and care for
cow who has. a good voice and is ac-
customed to sing in the choir.

NEGRO PROBLEMS

ARE DISCUSSED

(Continued from page one)

Immediately after the Civil War the
negro trained himself as a professional
instead of along the agricultuial line.
Also new systems of industry have de-
prived the negro of work; he has to
make adjustments, not having quite re-
covered fiom such sudden changes.

In conclusion, Mr. Hill pointed to the
teachings and precepts of the Man of
Galilee as the greatest solution for this
problem — the establishment of the com-
ing of the kingdom of God.

The Way a Fresltie Says It —
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are;
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky.
The Way a Senior Says It —
Scintillate, scintillate, diminuitve planet,
How I ponder over what you are
Up above this terraqueous globe so

greatly elevated,
Like a fragment of carbon, crystalized
in the sorentric system in the firm- '
ament.

Merry One: "Cheer up, old man. Why
don't you drown your sorrow?"

Sad One: "She's bigger than I am,
and besides, it would be murder."

"Johnny, can you tell me what a
hypocrite is?"

"Tes, teacher. It's a boy who comes
to school with a smile on his face."

"If you stood on a dime, what would
you resemble?"
"I dunno."

"Woolworth's; nothing over 10 cents."

Notice Students

Model Shoe Shining Parlor. Shoes
cleaned, dyed and shined. All work
guaranteed. Tom Howard, 001 First St.

W. W. HOLLINGSWORTH &
SON, INC.

Store of Quality

DR. ZEFF SEARS

Drugless Physician

705 First Street Newberg, Oregon

Economy Cleaners
and Dyers

503 First St.

Clarence Butt

Attorney

Office Second Floor Union Block

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Watches Jewelry Clocks

E. G. RED)

Watch and Clock Repairing
Conklin Pens and Pencils

402 First Street Newberg, Oregon

A. C. Smith

Dealer in Leather Goods
Auto Tops a Specialty

703 First Street

Ed Real's Shoe Shop

Quality and Service

Patronage Appreciated

Brooks' Printery

Phone Black 22
410 First St. Newberg, Ore.

COOLEY'S DRUG STORE

A complete line of Drugs and
Drug Sundries, Books
and Stationery

C. A. MORRIS

OPTICIAN-JEWELER

CAMPBELL'S

CONFECTIONERY

Come in and see our

CHRISTMAS CARDS

The most complete line in town.
Try our Fountain Lunch

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PARROTT'S

Barber Shop

Up-to-Date Hair Cutting

We appreciate your patronage

BERRIAN SERVICE
STATION

Greasing, Free Crankcase Service
Exide Batteries, Battery Repairing
Car Washing
Corner First and Edwards Streets
NEWBERG, ORE.

Dr. Thos. W. Hester

Physician and Surgeon

Office in Dixon Building
Newberg Oregon

Newberg Laundry

Good Work — Good Service

Try Us

For the easiest shave and
most up-to-date haircut —

Go To

James McGuire

Opposite the Post Office
v /

THREE

QUAKER SPORTS

H00PSTERS BEGIN SEASON

WITH TWO VICTORIES

Two games played and two won! The
Pacific College Prune Picking quintet
has defeated both Chehalem Center and
Reed College by decisive scores'. The
Chehalem Center game was played on
the local floor Friday, December G, and
•the Quaker team pulled out on top by
a 35-23 score. Both the fiist and sec-
ond teams saw action in this game
which afforded the Prune Pickers good
practice.

The second victory came Friday, De-
cember 13, 1929, when the Pacific team
journeyed to Reed, to win 41-23. At
one time early in. the second half the
Reed boys had pulled their score to
"within five of the Quaker total. How-
ever, the Prune Pickers got busy after
this and piled the score up to the final
total. This game was interesting to
watch and both teams displayed plenty
of action. Reed College had barely
started their regular basketball prac-
tice so a much closer game is antici-
pated when these two teams tangle on
the local floor.

The next game will undoubtedly be
the stiffest yet for the Prune men.
The Young Men's Division of the Port-
land Y. M. C. A. is coming to New-
berg next Thursday to play Pacific Col-
lege. Game starts at 7:30.

"TRUTH IS STRANGER

THAN FICTION"

SPORTITORIALS
The Old Gold and Navy Blue
have made it two in a row now
for the basketball season of
1929-30. Everybody come to
the game with the Y. M. D. next
Thursday night and help to
make it three straight. The
Prunemen will enjoy your sup-
port and give you an interesting
game to watch.

The girls closed their volley
ball season, or rather postponed
it until spring, and are pursuing
basketball prowess now. Because
most of the other schools play
volley ball in the spring instead
of indoor baseball the girls de-
cided to change also. There is
plenty of material for the girls
to make a championship team.
Are you helping?

The practice schedule has
been placed on the bulletin board
and reveals the fact that the
men's basketball team is going
to have much more practice time
than heretofore which ought to
help their winning average.

Isn't it odd? Just as a matter
of interest the reader might be
interested in knowing that each
of the five classes in school' have
a representative on the first bas-
ketball team. They're all jolly
good prunemen.

The man who first said that ants
were the busiest workers in the world
never examined Hoover Hall on a spree
like the one Tuesday night, Dec. 3rd.
Busy as ants on a large scale. Four
mum, methodical "fellow dormitorites"
fell upon the bed of Oren Winslow, '33,
and played havoc with it. Suddenly
the cry, "ditch" rang through the air.
Master Winslow's "blanket supporter"
was strewn thither and thather all over
the front hall, and the ants made short
work of disappearing. False alarm, it
was only Mills coming home, so, forth-
with, bleating the war-cry of "Take up
thy roommate's bed and walk," said
vermin fell to with a will, and Mr.
Winslow's bed was next seen on the
Hoover Hall woodpile, with the cul-
prits escaping as the owner walked on
the scene.

Since one man cannot carry a bed,
the only thing left for poor Oren was
to hit said "hay" on said spot. (Inter-
mission 10 minutes). Oren is now in
bed with three table lamps, two mir-
rors, and a bucket of water playing
on him. In order to get another desk
lamp, Mr. Larimer pounds on Mr. Mil-
let's door announcing that the "British
Are Coming." "I haven't any use for
the British," pipes up Russ in a deep
falsetto. Poor Oren, "water, water ev-
erywhere, and Not a Drop to Throw
Back." Girls voices are heard — SI-
LENCE (Intermission again, this time
for 6% hours).

Our program is concluded with the
Hallelujah Chorus sung by Signor Win-
slow, accompanied by the G:30 Bell.

A New York tourist was rhapsodizing
one evening over the sunset on the
Arizona desert. "Just think-" he ex-
claimed to a rancher, "I came two thou-
sand miles just to see your wonderful
sunset!"

"Someone's been stringin' yuh, stran-
ger," drawled the westerner, '"taint
mine."

"I wish you would send a large trap
to my house."

"Yes, ma'am, and whom is it for?"

"Don't be silly, young man. It's for
the mice, of course."

ANOTHER LEGEND SHATTERED

Was Joan of Arc ever really burned
at the stake? Modern nvestigators are
beginning to believe that she was not,
but was pardoned upon her promise to
go home, stop wearing male garb and
never fight again. The evidence for
tha vtiew is fairly strong. Some of it
was gathered as much as three cen-
turies ago, when a French priest dis-
covered in musty archives a record of
a visit she paid to Metz in 143G, five
years after the date of the famous ex-
ecution of heretics in Rouen. The same
priest found a subsequent marriage
contract between Robert des Armoises
and "Jeanne d' Arc, called the Maid of
Orleans." Documents unearthed lately
include a letter in which the Duke of
Orleans mentioned a reception that he
was planning for "Jehanne, the Maid
of Orleans," and a reference in the rec-
ords of the city of Orleans to the cost
of a present given to her "in memory
of the good which she did do to the
city in the time of the siege." This was
in 1439, eight years after Joan's ashes
were supposed to have been scattered
on the Seine.

Of course it is quite possible that
these later Joans were mpostors or that
the documents are forgeries. Such is
the contention of those who do not ap-
prove of shattering myths. There arc
people who argue that heroic and beau-
tiful legends, even when proved false,
should still be preserved and repeated
for the inspiration they lend. For our
part, we prefer to know the truth, even
when it hurts. In the long run and
in the total sum, nothing is so inspir-
ing as true knowledge. — Selected.

"He finished his correspondence
course, didn't he?"

"Oh, yes. I was in the post office
when he was graduated."

Quality Dairy

"The Name Implies"

PURE MILK AND CREAM

804 First St. Newberg, Ore.

Phone Black 212

Poet: "I put my whole mind into this
poem."

Editor: "Evidently. I see it's blank
verse."

It's time to order your

Personal
CHRISTMAS CARDS

Boyd's Book Store

"You college men seem to take life
pretty easy."

"Yes. Even when we graduate we
do it by degrees."

The Green Lantern

Sandwich Shop

for

HOT DINNER SANDWICHES

Progressive Shoe
Shop

Expert service awaits your patronage

508 First Street

Prof.: "The next person who
"Huh" will be sent out of class."
Chorus: "Huh?"

says

SAVE WITH SAFETY AT YOUR
REXALL STORE

School Books and Stationery
Developing, Printing — Daily Service

LVNN B. FERGUSON
Prescription Druggist — Rexall Store
302 First St. Phone Black 10G

DR. RITTEMAN

Physician and Surgeon

Office above First National Bank
NEWBERG, OREGON

721 First Street Phone Black 33

Chas. C. Collard

Sheet Metal Works

Pipe and Pipeless Furnaces

Groth Electric Co.

Reliable Electricians

All Work Guaranteed

510 First Street Newberg, Oregon

Baynard Motors

Oakland — Pontiac — Durant

Sales and Service
Call Green 75

Crede's Market

Quality and Service
Count

Phone Blue 129 021 First Street

THE FAIR VARIETY STORE

is the place for a fair price on
Anything You Want

WALLACE & SON

Buy Quality Grade Foods at

Moore's Grocery

215 First Street Tlione Black 28

We deliver at 8:30, 10:00, 2:00, 4:00

Meyer's Barby-Q

No Better Eats in Town

Graham's
Drug Store

Kodak Service Fountain Service

Phone Green 113

GREEN CHAIR

Barber Shop

Want a Neat Haircut?

HAROLD CORNELL

Try Us— 509 First St.

Ward's Barber Shop

Service and Satisfaction

Located in Bus Terminal

Physio-Therapist

is the road to Good Health
DR. PAUL P. DYBEDAL

Phone Black 123

Seligman Studio

Our Kodak Work is cheaper and bet-
ter and we give a quicker service.

Give Us a Trial

Phone Blue 48

Kienle Music Co.

Pianos, Victrolas, Radios
Everything Musical

501 First Street

Phone Blue 23

Hart Motor Car Co.

Chrysler Cars
General Auto Repairing

813 First Street Phone Green 4

Elliott's Tire Shop

The place for Quality, Honest
Advice and Ready Service

810 First Street Phone Blue 4

FOUR

Y. W. C. A.

December 11

"Capital Punishment" was the sub-
ject of Mr. Oulley's talk in Y. W. on
December 11.

Capital punishment is one of the live
questions of today from three stand-
points: religious, ethical, and scientific.
The question which immediately arises
is, "Does capital punishment administer
justice scientifically?"

There are four leasons why we pun-
ish criminals: for retribution, reforma-
tion, deterrence, and the proecttion of
society. Retribution is a relic of bar-
barism; reformation cannot be given
to a hanged man; as yet capital pun-
ishment has not kept others from com-
mitting crime, in reality it has encour-
aged crime; and society is not protect-
ed, for what about the families of the
victim and the murderer which society
has to support?

As a substitute for capital punish-
ment, why should we not use the sys-
tem of life imprisonment, which is a
far more scientific and civilized and
much better method?

I

OH, YEAH!

LEFT OUT FOB WANT

OF SPACE LAST ISSUE

DORM DOINGS

The students have been seated in the
dormitory dining room by the language
they are taking. There are two Spanish
tables, one French table, and two mis-
cellaneous tables. Each one is sup-
posed to use that language at dinner.

Genevieve Badley was very surprised
when she went to see Miss Binford and
found every girl calling "surprise" to
her, for it wasi her birthday. Every-
one ate and laughed so much that it
was quite uncomfortable. The boys
arrived outside the parlor windows and
gave each girl, and especially Gene-
vieve, a serenade.

NEW BOOKS

The Zoology students will be inter-
ested to know that a book on Protozoa
is in the library and should help class-
ify certain organisms that seem hard
to dentify, as it is profusely illustrated.

Material on the debate topic, "Dis-
armament," has been collected and
placed on a reserve shelf. A bbliog-
raphy of the books and magazines is
available as a guide for those reading
on the subject.

Probably everyone is aware that the
recent war books, "Now It Can Be
Told" by Sir Philip Giggs and the nov-
el, "All Quiet On The Western Front"
by Erich Maria Remarque, have been
added to the book collection and would
be in the lbirary if they were not so
popular. They may be reserved by any-
one desiring to read them.

AND THEY STILL TALK ABOUT IT

A group of dormitory young people
spent Thanksgiving vacation at "Wild-
wood Holstehi," the home of Helen and
Elinor Whipple. The place is ten miles
east of Vancouver. The days were
spent in hiking over a mountain near
there, in horseback riding and other
forms of outdoor amusement. In the
evenings the young people played games
and pulled taffy. The guests were: Lela
Jones, Generva Street, Lillian Barnes,
Elva Votaw, Ralph Choate, Link Wirt
and George Donnell.

WELCOME!

AH of the dormitory residents wel-
come Miss Myers to their midst. It
is hoped that she will soon become ac-
customed to the creaking boards, the
numerous and weird sounds that echo
and re-echo throughout Kanyon Hall,
and the "thunderng herd" stampeding
on the second floor.

CAN YOU IMAGINE—

Dorothea Nordyke pitifully crying for
more —

Oren Winslow leading the maypole
dance —

Spud Post working math in French —
Mary Sue giving lessons on proposing
Burton Frost featured as a soprano
soloist —

Meridith passing the buck — "Let
George do it" —

Yeldon Dment asking to be called a
fourth year —

Kathleen Smith losing her compact- —

Ben Huntington going to sleep in
church —

Marion De A r ine getting a permanent
Mabel trying out for "World's Tallest
Lady" —

Elmore wanting to spend his week-
ends in Portland —

Coach Gulley passing through the eye
of a needle — ?

THE BEAN

When exams in your classes

Show your grade is rather lean;
Just start an often unused process,
Just merely use your bean.

When you're with Prexy on the carpet
And things aren't all so well,
Why not use your bean a little
And just ring the fire bell?

When people say that you are dumb
And you've got a poor I. Q.
Then just use your bean a little
And show what you can do.

—Lynn Hampton.

No. 1 for Teeth Easy to Whiten
No. 3 for Teeth Hard to Whiten

As the wheels of time rolled back-
ward eveiyone got quite a jolt from a
now rusted cog from "The War of the
Razors."

It is six-fifty -seven — our hero, George,
enters (he is a bit early). Noticing that
his shaving cream is either all gone or
just gone a little ways, he snatches a
tube from one of his neighbors and pre-
pares a "skin you love to touch." El-
more is now noticed, toothbrush in hand,
searching for something.

Here the curtain falls; for that ex-
plains, to anyone who wishes to know,
why George's cheek was so soft and
white that day.

Patronize Crescent advertisers.

J. L. VAN BLARICOM & CO.

Is the Place of
Good Eats at Right Prices
Phone Green 114

COLLEGE PHARMACY

900 First Street

School Supplies, Soft Drinks
and Confectionery

PHOTO SUPPLIES
Developing and Printing

Dr. I. R. Root

DENTIST

Office Phone Black 243
Residence Phone Blue S3
Office over First National Bank

"What do you think of Idaho?"
"Idaho lot rather be somewhere else."

Model Shoe Shop

Modernized Shoe Rebuilding

C01 First Street

Newberg, Ore.

The waitresses at the dormitory were
greatly releved in more ways than one
Friday, November 22, when they heard
that the members of the Gold "P" and
their initiates would dine at the dormi-
tory. The tables were rearranged with
the large table in the middle decorated
with blue and gold. The members of
the Gold "P" sat at this table and were
waited upon by two of the would-be
members. The other tables were waited
upon by the other two initiates. There
was a great deal of fun for all, except
perhaps,— Ask Ralph, Doyle, Elmore,
and George.

After that Gold P-Faculty volley ball
game was but another civil war, as
at least half of the Faculty team are
members of the Gold P Club and have
all undergone the trials of a Gold P
initiation.

ATTENTION STUDENTS

The Parker Hardware Co. is the place
to buy a real line of Athletic Goods.
Come in and look them over if nothing
else.

Watches Clocks
Expert Watch and Pen Repairing

F. E. Rollins

Jewelry Waterman Pens

Self Service Store

Serve Yourself and Save

City Meat Market

'The Home of Good Meats' 1
Phone Red 66
HOMER G. MOORE

I'm sure we have all enjoyed playing
volley ball — now let's push the activity
lever over on the side of basketball.

Bill Best, Plumber

Ready, Efficient Service

205 First Street Phone Black 31

E. C. Baird

General Merchandise

We appreciate your patronage
Phone Red 37

Ask for that Good
NEWBERG BREAD

Newberg Bakery

GEM CAFE

A Comfortable and Good place
to Eat

Real Mexican Chili

THE YAMHILL ELECTRIC CO.

Gives an Electric Service of re-
liability and courteous attention
to its customers' requirements.

YAMHILL ELECTRIC CO.

SANITARY BARBER SHOP

705 V- First St., Newberg, Ore.
For Men, Ladies and Children
Ladies' Haircutting a Specialty
First class service and a clean place,
my motto. R. N. HYMER, Prop.

FIRST NATIONAL BANK

NEWBERG, OREGON

Keep your reserve funds with us
Interest paid on savings accounts

UNITED STATES NATIONAL BANK

Capital, Surplus and Profits §150,000.00

Accounts of students, faculty and friends of Pacific College invited
INTEREST PAID ON SAVINGS ESTABLISHED 1889

Ralph W. Van Valin

OVER U. S. BANK

DENTISTRY
X-Ray Diagnosis

GAS ADMINISTERED

Complete - showing of Christmas Gifts of all kinds
for anyone in the family.

SHOP EARLY

Miller Mercantile Co.

Phone Green 111 Newberg, Oregon